Question of the Moment Results!!
QUESTION: What do you plan on doing this New Year's Eve?
(NOTE: I reserve the right to add comments to any given responses)
Responded by: Sexy Sophomore
Response: "Yeah I'm back, and you're all gay!!
Well obviously I'm gonna have tailgaters
all over me, and you seniors can't do
anything about it! Oh yeah juniors suck too!"
Responded by: Paul Anderson
Response: "More than likely a party at Erik's(Ramsey)."
Responded by: Anonymous
Response: "Wow Sexy Sophomore there is something totally wrong with
you! First you are proud that you are a slut, and then you bash the
people that are going to make your life hell next year! Haha I cannot
wait to hear stories of how none of the guys in the school will even
look at you guys next year, once this year's seniors have said goodbye!"
Responded by: Anonymous
Response: "Sophomores aren't sexy! Oh we are so jealous! As much as
we'd love to have all the tailgaters all over us- we'll let
you have them!!! And, how exactly do you plan on getting to your
little New Year's Party? Can you even drive yet? Grow up and find your own website-
maybe you could check out www.sophomore-slut.com Happy New Year!"
Responded by: Anonymous
Response: "Party at Crystal Westberg's like every other year."
Responded by: Tailgater Stud
Response: "Sexy sophomore you are sure full of yourself. What makes
you think us senior guys would want trash like you?"
Responded by: Jeff Hall
Response: "I plan to go to a big party, but at 11pm when the lights go
out in Time Square I am heading for the hills with my 3 month supply of
food!!"
Responded by: A Tailgater
Response: "Hey all you stupid sophomore girls!! Why don't you get the
hell away from us seniors! I can't stand it when you guys are sitting
next to us in the commons. Can't you find your own place to sit! Just
cause you think your all hot stuff, we are just using you! Yeah Shammel
I am talking to you and that Missy chick and Zwiebel too!! Your all
losers! You don't realize what is happening to you right now!! Next
year good luck finding your friends to hang out with, or maybe you will
just go to college with us!"
Responded by: Ben Nakagaki
Response: "Sexy sophomore, I was just talkin' about you, thanks for
coming back. L love reading your little stories, they're absolutely
hilarious and they get everyone writing back. I love it. Keep writin,
but sorry, you are basically a sillyhead whore. Adios!"
Responded by: Anonymous
Response: "I would just like to say that not all sophmores
are like that. It is only a selective few.
The rest of our grade it actually cool."
Responded by: Nathan Wagner
Response: "Sleepover at Ramsey's, as usual and probably guys only, the
clique as some people call it. We plan on having a big streaking party
as the clock hits 12, we're running the length of Crestview in the buff
or nude if you will, so if you want to see some naked guys, you'll know
where to find some. And after we get back and are totally frozen, we
plan on having a fire in the back yard to warm up, and sacrafice Erik's
cat, Dusty. And since everyone else did, I'll respond to the Sophomore
and say hey, how you doin'? Next year when all of "your" tailgaters are
gone, what are you going to do? Well you're going to hang out with us
new tailgaters and have a jolly good time, or rather we would have a
good time, making fun of you. Oh wait, who makes fun of people these
days, that's mean."
Responded by: Katie Prihoda
Response: "I plan to party hard in Rochester."
Responded by: 2-hole
Response: "I like big butts and I can not lie...."
(Note: Yeah, Branny...we know...)
Responded by: Adam Branstad
Response: "So who does everyone think is Sexy Sophomore?
personally, I think its Tenley, so she can have more
propoganda on her page...just kidding..
so who do you think it is?"
(Note: I am not Sexy Sophomore, but I do know who is...and
wouldn't you all like to know...haha)
Responded by: Jerrie Herget(AKA Kaylan, Justin, and Nolan)
Response: "NO PLANS!! I will be here making sure all of the computers
are Y2K compliant/Hotmail restricted! P.S. I will be correcting vocab
cards from English 11..."
Responded by: Same as above
Response: "I plan on going home, getting my pajamas on, popping a bag
of Orville Reddenbocker popcorn in the microwave, sitting back watching
Nick at nite with my cat Baby!! Oh, what fun!!"
Responded by: Same as above
Response: "Who the hell is Sexy Sophmore?? My new year's eve
plans.....Getting wasted with Jerrie Herget!! Maybe I can get hotmail
back on in Plaza B!"
Responded by: Fertile Freshman Girls in College
Response: "This is for Sexy Sophomore! Get a life and grow up!! We
remember you girls in high school and we'd just like to say how jealous
we really are. The tailgaters are so hot and you took them all away and
we mean all of them! We wish we could of been the sluts of the school.
As for our New Year's plans, we hope to finally get some from the
tailgaters, please let us. We got the experience that will blow those
boys away!
Responded by: Erik Giga
Response: "Make out party with Kaylan Vedder!"
Responded by: Erik(Nintendo Master)Giga
Response: "I think i will be in a giving mood. I will give Ben
Nakagaki another try at dethroning the Super Tecmo Bowl Champ. But, in
response to the barage of sophomore slander profusely seen on this page,
I think this hostile subject should be dropped. It does not matter what
sophomores, juniors, or the very cool and bogus seniors decide to do on
their spare time. Let me end with a quote from a song used by the one
and only Homer Jay Simpson, "Why can't we be friends, why can't we be
friends." That is all that I ask, how about that for a New Year's
resolution. P.S. I am gay."
Responded by: L. Ahrens (Note: Not really, but ya know...)
Response: "I think Branny is the sexy sophomore
and his answer was just a cover-up.
And the present in the senior commons wasn't from me!"
Responded by: Nolan Ahrens
Response: "Make out party with Aloyna."
Responded by: Anonymous
Response: "Sexy-Sophomore, obviously you aren't sexy, and have no real
friends. Those senior guys really just want to use you in order to
fufill their "needs" -have fun next year when the sophomore class will
be cooler than you and when the guys in your grade go after younger
girls then you will all become lesbians. You dumb slut."
Responded by: HICK aka Magness
Response: "Magness is back and he is pissed. He is the Sexy
Sophomore. He told me so! And where is the ANY key, oh well, help me
TAB. P.S. I am gay with Giga."
(Note: Magness is NOT Sexy Sophomore.)
Responded by:Adam
Response: I am not the sexy sophomore.
And I didnt vote for myself in the survey questions.
Thanks for the time.
-Adam-"
Responded by: Crystal Westberg
Response: "I believe Adam, he's not the Sexy Sophomore, I personally
think it's Giga...or is it Hick?"
(Note: Sexy Sophomore is not Giga or Hick.)
Responded by: Magness' mother
Response: "Ok, yeah I'll admit it..I am sexy sophomore..ever since my
son, Magness, got pissed in Minnesota, I've been out to get everyone in
that crap state...ok now at least its out in the open so we can forget
this foolishness....sophomore guys, give me a call."
(Note: HAHA...obviously not Sexy Sophomore.)
Responded by: Sophomore Girl (not sexy, but a sophomore)
Response: "I would just like to tell everyone that not all sophomores
are like Sexy Sophomore so don't tell ALL of us sophmores to grow
up or call us sluts! And thats really immature of you guys to sit and
say all that all of us sophomores are like that cause really we aren't!"
Responded by: Anonymous
Response: "I am so sick of all this shit you are giving the sophomores
becuase it is so immature. You think you are bad by bad mouthing us but if
you were cool you would relize that it is really gay.
Plus I bet you senior girls did the thing when you
were in 10th grade. Give it a rest this is all a bunch of shit
because the sexy 10th grader is not even a 10th grader. It is just
one of those cool tailgater guys trying to look good."
(Note: Alright..time for my comments on this one--First of
all, I, as a senior girl, never threw myself at senior guys, so I don't
know what the hell you are thinking with that comment, and as for
Sexy Sophomore, it is not a tailgater who wrote it, so you are wrong again.
Finally, your last sentence makes no sense...if you agree with Sexy
Sophomore in hanging out with senior guys is really cool, you would
realize that had it been a tailgater guy who wrote it, that senior guy
obviously wasn't mature and cool, like you think senior guys are.)
Responded by: Adam Branstad
Response: "Ok, I'll admit it..
I am sexy sophomore."
(Note: No, he is not Sexy Sophomore.)
Responded by: Dena Gleason
Response: "I think this sexy sophomore crap is just dumb. If the
sophomores really want the tailgaters that bad, they can have them,
because us senior girls are looking forward to real men in college! As
much as the sophomores might think they are pissing all the senior girls
off, they aren't, because we really don't give a rat's ass about
underclassmen."
Responded by: David Cole
Response: "To a friends where I plan not to get drunk
and stupid like everybody else, I'll just
watch everybody get drunk and stupid. :)"
Responded by: Laura Reuter
Response: "I'll grab my dog and horse and hide with a years' supply of
food in the bomb shelter I've been digging for the past 3 years under my
room."
Responded by: Jeff Hall
Response: "Did I already answer this one???? Ben Nakagaki, that was a
nice sexy sophomore disguise you had going!! I'll give you credit for being
sexy though!! hahaha!"
Responded by: Sexy Sophomore (????)
Response: "I sure showed you dorks! You would have never figured it
out if Tenley hadn't told you! This still proves that I am the coolest
person alive and I can get all the women that I want! Oh wait, I like
boys. Sorry."
Responded by: Anonymous
Response: "Ben's gay and has no friends, except the few girls who
think he is cool. Nobody really likes him."
(Note: I happen to like Ben very much, so there.)
Responded by: Ben Nakagaki
Response: "Hey, that last response wasnt me, it was obviously Nate
Wagner, c'mon now, didn't mean any harm if people got seriously mad, but
whatever. I'm gonna kill you in tecmo Giga! Hasta Luego!!"